The Essential Aragón

Aragón

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This is The Essential Aragón. It’s the distilled, concentrated essence of the handsome man pictured on the back.

It’s technically not poison.

Inside you’ll find nine stories that define the literary career of Aragón, chosen by the public and the author alike, edited and remastered for print. This is a joke book about cartoon horses screaming, presented in a sleek, stylistic package. Not a trace of irony. What you see is what you get.

We’re way past dignity at this point, but definitely in a cool way.

It includes:

  • “Daring DONE!”
  • “A Hell of a Time”
  • “Why She Looks So Good”
  • “Love Is in Doom”
  • “NO NO NO NO NO WE HATE HIM WE ALL HATE HIM GOSH DARNIT NO JUST DON’T”
  • “A Million Little Lights”
  • “Grave Implications”
  • “Evil Is Easy, Governing Is Harder”
  • Crime and Funishment

With a preface by the author.